Pete Doherty has gone weeping to the Daily Mirror - the very newspaper that gleefully printed pictures one of his "mates" took of his missus Kate Moss hoovering up a plate of naughty salt - in an attempt to win back the craggy supermodel.
Even if the situation weren't amusing enough on its own, Doherty's interview is a riot of entertaining pillockry. Speaking about Moss' numerous attempts to force him to get clean, Doherty says,"She was driven and tried to help me out. Her dream was for us to be a normal, happy couple like any other. I guess my drug problem has destroyed that. You don't know how much you've lost until it's gone. I've been a bit of a idiot." HAHAHAHAHAHA
He even made a pun-tastic dig at Moss' friends, who'd never been terribly approving of their relationship. "I wasn't the model boyfriend, was I? I wasn't too popular. Let's just say some of her friends were particularly Frosty."
The whole interview was designed to win Moss back to his bosom and bed, as apparently she's an "avid" reader of the paper that lost, then won, her millions of pooooonds. In the rambling interview, Doherty calls Moss "a nasty old rag", yet makes impassioned pleas for her to return. "Kate has broken my heart. There's been this lockdown and I can't get hold of her. This is the only way I can get through. I need her to know that she's out of her fucking mind. Kate, if you love me then realise I don't want any other girl.
"Do I still love her? Don't ask me that question. Why do you think I'm here today talking to you? I'm here to tell her that I love her. Fucking hell man, why does she read the Daily Mirror, anyway? She moans all the time about the fucking paparazzi then first thing in the morning she's got to buy your paper." For more ludicrous wombling about jealousy and whatnot, you can read the whole thing here
