Undeniably talented, if slightly unreliable song lady Amy Winehouse has denied she is in line to sing the next Bond theme. Bond-theme veterans David Arnold and Shirley Bassey have both given Winehouse their backing to soundtrack the title sequence, traditionally a montage of fanny silhouettes and ejaculating guns.
Former Bond Roger Moore, mentioned on Winhouse's single 'You Know I'm No Good' has been less enthusiastic about her output, claiming to not understand her lyrics.
'I've no idea what it means! Answers on a postcard, please' joked the fictional, ageing international sex pest.
Despite quashing speculation the High-Barnet sporting crooner admitted she would be interested in lending her talents to the Kill-Shag-Quip franchise.
"I would love to, but that came about from someone saying that Love Is A Losing Game, a song on the album, sounds like a James Bond song. I think that's a great compliment, but that was it,"
Rumour killed.
