Content: Is Eavis A RACIST?! Festival Boss DISSES Rapper!
Is Eavis A RACIST?! Festival Boss DISSES Rapper!

Michael Eavis has sensationally DISSED camel-faced rapper Jay-Z, blaming this years slump in Glastonbury ticket sales on the rapper.

Eavis said something about wanting to attract "younglings" when he announced Ancient Jay's headline status at this year's Glasto, but he's changed his tune now! Speaking about his festival's declining sales with the BBC, dude said, “There’s not as many as last year because we haven’t got the super, big, big, big sort of headlining act anymore. We’ve gone for something middle range, although Jay-Z is huge in America."

Sneak diss! Jay ain't gonna stand for that!

“It’s not like Radiohead or a Muse or an Oasis is it?" added Upside Down Headed E, who strangely didn't blame Caucasian co-headliners Kings Of Leon or The Verve.

No it isn't E! Jay got MELANIN!

Expect an outcry from the rapcentric blogosphere any moment now.

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