Playlouder - Music is the Network

It's a question we've all asked and, according to Drowned In Sound, it's no longer hypothetical.

Somebody claiming to represent otherworldy beauty and ginger-beafroed sultry singer Linnea of Those Dancing Days has apparently posted an ad on eBay offering a kiss from said lady (she's 18 I think) to the highest bidder.

Check it out guys and gals - a once in a lifetime opportunity!

I myself won't be bidding as that'd be wasting valuable time, time which could be better spent, for example, working on my Ten Year Plan to bed not one but every member of Those Dancing Days.

(a) It's fine. b) They're all legal. c) It's a perfectly natural incilantion.)

For a start off, I won't begin with unsolicited Facebook friend requests, which technique, when practiced on guitairst Rebecka Roflcopter by a certain acquaintance of mine, proved fruitless.

You can bid here, apparently.