Playlouder - Music is the Network

In an unprecedented plumbing fiasco a US blogger has been leaking tracks from Guns 'n' Roses' long-forgotten forthcoming album 'Chinese Democracy'.

Fans have waited so long for 'Chinese Democracy', that they are mostly dead. If the album is to have any hope of a positive reception upon its release, Axl Rose will probably have to die himself before there is enough interest generated in this to warrant a release. In fact, he'll probaby have to die and then wait till the tenth anniversary of his death before there are enough people alive who don't remember what a fat, obnoxious, hot pants-wearing, misogynistic egopocalypse he actually was.

Failing that, the latest media hype to kick up surrounding the threatened release of this undoubtedly average album is this; Kevin Cogill, 27, from LA had 9 songs from the album up on his blog and was duly arrested.

Those in the know have expressed concerns that he may have significantly compromised the earning potential of Axl Rose's album: Axl Rose - a man who has enjoyed a grossly-disproportionate share of the world's wealth and resources already, given his limited talent. 

Guns 'N' Roses have remained tight-lipped thus far.

Carebear?