Playlouder - Music is the Network

The above is not news to me as I've had an account with them since they were plain old Lloyds, with the stupid horse and only one colour. I can't recall if it was blue or green - either way, they have consistently displayed an across-the-board incompetence, insensitivity and general lack of excuse for breathing the same air as the rest of the human race. (Except the pretty bank manager in Cornwall who liked to write poems about the north coast sunset - hi, if you're reading!)

What does this have to do with music?

Well - everything. 

The disgusting scum at Lloyds TSB recently put on a lavish 2 million quid staff party, while the rest of us are reduced to eating our own faeces after we've used it to warm our beds at night. Yes, that's right - you know what I'm talking about: The Credit Crunch.

And what's their answer to the credit crunch? Hire Duran Dufuckingran to entertain their largely incompetent, rude, not to mention ugly, employees.

According to The Sun newspaper's source:

"It's the most extravagant corporate event I've ever seen. There was little mention of the credit crunch as they filled their boots. It was a disgusting spectacle."

Mercifully, we were spared details of what they were filling their boots with.

What were they filling their boots with?

a) the blood of starved Africans.

b) caviar.

c) my fucking thirty quid that they charged me AGAIN for being a day late with my direct debit payment.