Tory scum Busted nearly split up at last weekend's matinee charity performance. The trio were about to play the afternoon show in aid of Band Aid when chief Buster Charlie Simpson apparently told his two band mates that he wanted to split the band live onstage, saying that they should bow out while they were on top.
He was only dissuaded from so doing by desperate pleadings from the rest of the band.
Simpson is labouring under the delusion that he can have a successful career with side project Fightstar, while the other two whose names we don't really know, are pondering the not-a-delusion-at-all fact that stacking shelves isn't really much fun, ta very much.
