Comedy metal goons Blink-182 have finally realised they're not the angst-ridden yoof they pretend to be in their songs, and decided to call it a day. In a statement, the band announced that they were going on "indefinite hiatus" to basically spend all the cash they've earned, and have some quality time with their loved ones.
"For over a decade, Blink-182 has toured, recorded and done non-stop promotion all while trying to balance relationships with family and friends," the statement read.
Travis Barker, Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge continued that "To that end, the band has decided to go on an indefinite hiatus to spend some time enjoying the fruits of their labors with their loved ones. While there is no set plan for the band to begin working together again, no one knows what tomorrow may bring."