In the most shocking story of the week, Q have awarded U2, Oasis and Coldplay with gongs at this year's awards ceremony. Wot no REM?! The mags' annual prestige for the pedestrian was as predictable a roll-call as usual, with Oasis taking People's Favourite and Best Album. U2 were Best Live Band and Coldplay were voted Best Group in the World.
There were however surprise gongs for Minus the Bear, OOIOO and Kiki & Silversurfer feat. Captain Comatose. Only egg joking.
Gorillaz received two awards for Best Video and Best Producer, though they now belong to the establishment with news James Blunt wants to duet with them at the Brits. There's two reasons why this is unlikely to happen James, and one of them is the fact you're not a frigging cartoon anushead.
