It seems Glastonbury revellers are up to their old tricks again. This year - possibly discounting the fence jumping madness of 2000 - is the biggest yet. Which also unfortunately means more urine.
Glasto may be one of the most environmentally friendly big festivals in the world, but that hasn't stopped naughty drink and drugs takers from weeing in the stream and killing off the wildlife.
The Green Police, appointed to oversee environmental matters, have had to cordon off the Whitelake stream after a collective toxic soup was created by the lazy swine who couldn't wait in line for a portaloo. The levels of ammonia are so high that they may well kill off all the fish.
The Environmental Agency is taking the matter seriously.
Jason Morgan, a Green Police team leader, told the Independent: "It's really serious stuff because [the Enviromental Agency] have the power to shut Glastonbury down."
