PlayLouder's just been handed tickets for a couple of gigs from northern songbird Kathryn Williams - want 'em?
We can't go. No, it's not because she's crap (she's actually really quite lovely and better than farking Dido or Sarah McLachlan, who are lame) - it's because she's playing somewhere north of Watford, which is somewhere we are not.
So if you are in the Coventry area on Sunday, December 9th, or in Leeds, on Monday, December 10th, you can have 'em if you riddle us this:
Where is The North?
A) past Watford
B) about a mile away from Brixton
C) Licking Congress' ass and thanking the Lawd he's not in some place where he needs soap-on-a-rope
Email your answer to comps@playlouder.com with KATHY in the subject line. Be sure to give us your daytime number and tell us which gig you want to go to. The Cov gig is at the Warwick Arts Centre on Sunday, and the Leeds gig is at the Irish Centre on Monday.