Playlouder - Music is the Network

The 6' 7" star, holding up his "extremely healthy" sperm count test results, flanked by his wife Katie Holmes with whom his relationship does not appear creepy and exploitative in the least, is said to be delighted to have gained the ability.

i thought he was married to will smif in the 'church' of scientology? who the fuck is katie holmes. the skinny rat from dawson's creek, thats who. upstream without a paddle...

did someone say Dawson?

Funny, I could have sworn this MI:III review I'm reading used to have the words "faintly disappointing" in it...

Does this mean that Tom Cruise finally has his very own vanilla sky...?

Yes, it goes with his chocolate carriageway.

"What if God was one of us..."

when i was a naive 16 year old i had a run in with scientologists under the guise of a 'free stress test'. there was definately an air of intimidation about the whole thing and they were definately after the hard sell when they offered me a bunch of hubbard books, £20 each, finding it difficult to accept i had no cash. i think i must have the look of potential xenu fodder as the same woman tries to get me everytime i seem to walk down Birmingham new st!

there is always a flux of lost students, leaving university, abit unsure what to do with themselves end up often taking loads of druggies, or having strange financially draining cults tell them who to be. silly really.

or abit of both... scrambled from too much acid, floating about looking for an existance and abit more confusion...

I'm paranoid you are talking about me. Maybe that proves your point..

whatever the point is at midnight after drinking heavily

Lost, I feel your pain (about the drink, that is, not the paranoia): I'm still recovering from my birthday celebration!

even when i was 16 before south park episodes and tom cruise weirdness i was vaguely aware of it being an absurd religion. i dont understand how anyone can buy this bullshit. mind you that clip of where that documentary maker skrews at that scientology guy is some of the best tv ever.

I've thought for a while now that it was all one long existential joke by the late L Ron Hubbard: "Hey, what's the most absurd shit I could base a religion on...?"

lost, no, i wasn't writing that about you. it was a broader observation. we all see the pit before us sometimes, and have a little run around the edges, it's when you scramble in that there is a problem.

well, it is abit of a joke yes. especially coming from a fat tosser like him. id rather not say his name or the name of that cult to help remove it from the media. back in the 40's they had something similar 'way of divine light' or something. similar process, and it was in the UK... ah well, down the suckers go :(

I think it's greatly overestimating the man's talents to assume he could tell the difference between absurdity and quality fiction, just read any of his back catalogue and you'll see he was crushingly third-rate no matter what he was doing. On the other hand, he did say "Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, the best way to do it would be start his own religion"