Playlouder - Music is the Network

HELLO JAMIE JANAKOV-ALTHOUGH WE ARE NOT WORTHY OF AN AUDIENCE WITH YOURSELF THE TSAR OF CONDESENCION,WE MUST INTRODUCE OURSELVES; WE ARE THE COURTESANS(FROM THE WITCHES ACADEMY IN GRANGE HILL).WHILST WE MAY BE NAFF, QUITE FRANKLY ANYONE WHO CAN WRITE(I SHUDDER AT THE MEMORY)"I GO THERE(THE SLIMELIGHT) FOR SOME JAMIE TIME" IS BEYOND REDEMPTION.
BRING IT ON BABY
YOURS TRULY THE COURTESANS(UNWORTHY SUPPORT TO AOD AND INKUBBUS SUKKUBUS @ THE SLIMELIGHT MARCH 15

Gosh. Humourless semi-literates of below average intelligence and intellectual curiosity, huddling together for comfort. Could they be… goths?

See, if you hadn't identified yourselves nobody would have known. Now all the millions of music fans who know and deeply respect my work will forever shun you. More's the pity.

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