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The ultimate status symbol for a culturally and spiritually wealthy male, or an unconvincing disguise for paedophiles and occultists?

Of all the occultists I've ever met, I only met one with a moustache, and he was far more into his yoga than into the old magick...

...And are we talking seventies-style Zapata or eighties-style Errol Flynn?

I think the worst moustache crime was recently modelled by Mutt in the Indiana Jones film - the "barely there peach fuzz". It just reeks of a 14 year old yearning to pick up chicks.

yeah that's no good at all

or 'not yet realised there's actually anything there and learnt to shave it off'

generally though, i think the breadth and shape is the key thing

this is the moustache of a pederast:

whereas this is the moustache of a cultured and sophisticated gent:

now that is one fine 'tache.

#1 is revolting isn't it

I like the connoisseur moustache. I am currently growing one from scratch without accompanying stubble. This is probably ill-advised but I want to know and feel the transition period and really feel as though I have grown WITH my moustache - so that when it arrives it knows it was not simply happened upon, or smuggled in under a sheet

i don't know whay you think facial hair is so amusing-i happen to think my moustache is fantastic.

Is it tattooed on your finger?

Is this a common practice?

in some circles, I'm afraid so

emo? freemo? schemo? crusty? fusty? goth?

mime artist?

freemason?

The Best Moustache related lyrics, actually, some of the best lyrics EVER, are suprisingly from a Bloodhound Gang song called "Screwing you on the beach at night" lyrics are: "I would show up to a pottery class, dressed like a pirate, with John Waters moustache, on a unicorn that shits your name in stars."

that is a good song

but where's the album?

that was like a year ago I think...

No album, they are LAZY!

The track made entirely from Ralf Wiggum quotes off the last album was great as well, some patient young fellow has compiled all the accompanying video clips for it on youtube

yup

pretty impressive stuff

Now there's a challenge

list the best songs about facial hair

that's one for the Guardian's 'readers recommend' column

playlist!

hah

the only one i can think of isn't on here

I find the Finder has a way of coming up with good songs if you type in key words

for example

We seem to have left out the eighties German moustache, usually paired with a packet of Camels on the left shoulder...