Playlouder - Music is the Network

That Alexis Petridis is a fucking shit-for-brains fucking cunt.

Perhaps that might be a good band name?

I think it might border on shocking, at least.

actually i don't

but i know someone who does...

don't get me started on Petridis!!!

Go on

What's he done

d he write an article about people called John?

he just irritates me. Whenever his name comes up, I feel like I'm chewing white chalk.

I don't read The Guardian on a regular basis but I find his ability to construct sentences sets him apart from most.

chewing a PJ Harvey album doesn't sound like fun

listening to a PJ Harvey album doesn't sound like fun

oooooooooh, don't go there!!!!!

i'll go whereever i bloody well like as well you know sir.

I'd be hard pressed to decide which Guardian "fashion" writer I'd like to twat more, Jess Cartner "one pose" Morley or Alexis "fashion is just like music right?"Petridis