Playlouder - Music is the Network

Eighties revivalism - if one's record collection contains lots of really bad Euro pop/pap singles. That'd be middle-aged gay men covered as a demographic then...

...But don't blame the girls themselves: given that sheep comprise their main source of competition, the ethos of the entire 'package' is hardly surprising!

After all, have you seen the state of most of the girls in Newport on a Friday / Saturday night?

I hope never to see that.